It seemed funny to write some irrelevant facts about myself. Yes, a very selfish, egocentric blog post. Mainly the reason is because I’m bored. Besides that, it will be pretty awesome to read this when I’m 30-something to look back at how weird I was in my twenties, right?
I’m pretty sure it doesn’t add any value to someone’s life but either way, here they are. Ten random facts about me.
Love, Yin
1. Awkwardly strange
I’m the girl who totally can’t go on a date without embarrassing herself. Flirting is not my thing, falling down the stairs is.
2. I hate texting
Despite who you are; sometimes I will reply you 3 hours later back (if you’re lucky). Most of the time I won’t. That’s because either I’ve already replied you in my head or…because… I just don’t feel like chatting with you. Sorry.
3. 5-year old soul
My passport says 22, my face says 16 but my soul is stuck in those kindergarten times. The reason why I love kids is because I still am one. Running around in the mall, spilling food on my white shirt, trying not to laugh during meetings because the client has such frogeyes. Yap, cheers to being forever young.
4. I should be obese by now
I thought that God forgot to give me a talent until I realized picking out whatever you want on the menu without me having to think about the calories, is one. Praying that I won’t transform into Godzilla after the age of 30.
5. Forever stuck in the clouds
No, not because of weed. I can daydream whenever or wherever I am. If I had to tell you how many train stops I’ve missed because of this… uh yeah. Let’s put it this way; if dreaming would be a cupcake, it would be my fave, if you know whamsayin.
6. Such a hipster
If there was an option in this life to earn money by living in the woods, plucking flowers bare footed while The Whitest Boy Alive is playing in the background, I definitely would.
7. One pose for a lifetime
Some already now, I have one pose for every single picture. In my life, I’ve probably taken 1million pictures (excluding the selfies) and you will see the same face expression e-very sing-le ti-me. Oh well.
8. Lesbehonest
I’m the faithful wing woman who picks out the pretty girls for my guy friends. Plus, in my weekends I’m stalking beautiful girls on instagram. And yes, I’m straight.
9. Stupid people bring something out of me
Not the smartest myself (as some of you know, with my famous dumb comments), but some people are asking to be called “stupid”. Actually no one is stupid, but they’re just lazy to actually listen, pay attention or put any effort in whatever. Those kinds of people are asking to be hit with a hockey stick. I still love them, though :).
10. Sarcasm is my second language
I might seem quiet at first, but that’s just because I’m not comfortable with you, yet. Wait till you do, you’ll regret it. Being the annoying sarcastic girl is my favorite alter ego.
It seemed funny to write some irrelevant facts about myself. Yes, a very selfish, egocentric blog post. Mainly the reason is because I’m bored. Besides that, it will be pretty awesome to read this when I’m 30-something to look back at how weird I was in my twenties, right?
I’m pretty sure it doesn’t add any value to someone’s life but either way, here they are. Ten random facts about me.
Love, Yin
1. Awkwardly strange
I’m the girl who totally can’t go on a date without embarrassing herself. Flirting is not my thing, falling down the stairs is.
2. I hate texting
Despite who you are; sometimes I will reply you 3 hours later back (if you’re lucky). Most of the time I won’t. That’s because either I’ve already replied you in my head or…because… I just don’t feel like chatting with you. Sorry.
3. 5-year old soul
My passport says 22, my face says 16 but my soul is stuck in those kindergarten times. The reason why I love kids is because I still am one. Running around in the mall, spilling food on my white shirt, trying not to laugh during meetings because the client has such frogeyes. Yap, cheers to being forever young.
4. I should be obese by now
I thought that God forgot to give me a talent until I realized picking out whatever you want on the menu without me having to think about the calories, is one. Praying that I won’t transform into Godzilla after the age of 30.
5. Forever stuck in the clouds
No, not because of weed. I can daydream whenever or wherever I am. If I had to tell you how many train stops I’ve missed because of this… uh yeah. Let’s put it this way; if dreaming would be a cupcake, it would be my fave, if you know whamsayin.
6. Such a hipster
If there was an option in this life to earn money by living in the woods, plucking flowers bare footed while The Whitest Boy Alive is playing in the background, I definitely would.
7. One pose for a lifetime
Some already now, I have one pose for every single picture. In my life, I’ve probably taken 1million pictures (excluding the selfies) and you will see the same face expression e-very sing-le ti-me. Oh well.
8. Lesbehonest
I’m the faithful wing woman who picks out the pretty girls for my guy friends. Plus, in my weekends I’m stalking beautiful girls on instagram. And yes, I’m straight.
9. Stupid people bring something out of me
Not the smartest myself (as some of you know, with my famous dumb comments), but some people are asking to be called “stupid”. Actually no one is stupid, but they’re just lazy to actually listen, pay attention or put any effort in whatever. Those kinds of people are asking to be hit with a hockey stick. I still love them, though :).
10. Sarcasm is my second language
I might seem quiet at first, but that’s just because I’m not comfortable with you, yet. Wait till you do, you’ll regret it. Being the annoying sarcastic girl is my favorite alter ego.
